So there's this bar we like to go to in Verona called the Rivertowne Inn. We like it because it has good food, good beer (lots of micros on tap), and this cool
NTN trivia game that we like to play. And they have a jukebox that's hooked up to the internet. The idea is that instead of having a standard jukebox with a fixed number of CDs, the internet jukebox can download songs from a much larger database. You'd think this would mean the music selection would be awesome. That you could just walk up to the thing, pop in your credit card (yes, it takes credit cards), and play songs from whatever artists your little heart desires. But you would be wrong.
Oddly enough, the selection of the jukebox is so limited that it takes longer to find a song to play than it does for the box to actually play the song! It's a very weird mix of stuff. A lot of the hugely overplayed mass-market artists are in there of course, but there seems to be a few key well-known artists missing (like Tool). And then there's also a whole pile of folks I'm sure no one has ever heard of before. Once you do find an artist to play, chances are the box will be missing all the best (and most well-known) albums by that artist, and will instead have some weird remix album of some song that was never really that good in the first place.
The really ironic part about it is the website for the company that makes this jukebox. The company is called
BMI Gaming and on their website they have a Q&A type of thing:
Q: Why choose a eCast powered jukebox over other music competitors or CD jukeboxes?A: Vast Music SelectionHAH!!
Actually, the company that's really responsible for the (lack of) music selection is
Ecast. They supply the music that the BMI Gaming jukeboxes play. Not sure what the problem is with Ecast, but they seem to have their heads up their butts about the music thing. They're all proud of the fact that they have license agreements with the 4 major record labels. Whooptie doo. Lets hear something else for a change, eh?